{"id":234,"date":"2010-10-31T00:24:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T04:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/loser-help-line\/"},"modified":"2017-04-23T13:31:53","modified_gmt":"2017-04-23T17:31:53","slug":"loser-help-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/loser-help-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Loser HELP LINE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LOSER HELP-LINE<br \/>\nEvery guy wants to get with a super Hot girl.<br \/>\nEvery guy wants to fuck a Hot Princess, right?<br \/>\nMmmmmmm wouldn\u2019t that feel so good?<br \/>\nHere I\u2019ll let you think about that for a sec.<br \/>\nOk loser,<br \/>\nthat\u2019s long enough! No WAY!<br \/>\nNot gonna happen!<br \/>\nNEVER<br \/>\nEVER<br \/>\nEver, loser!<br \/>\nNot with You!<br \/>\nYou are a loser!<br \/>\nI know it seems unfair<br \/>\nthat your stupid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/\">little dick<\/a> should get all hard and throbbing for me<br \/>\nwhile I,<br \/>\nupon seeing you<br \/>\nand your tiny dick<br \/>\nonly return your attentions with mocking laughter and humiliating put-downs!<br \/>\nSo I have set up this LOSER HELP-LINE<br \/>\nto help all you losers become the biggest loser you can be!<br \/>\nHave people led you to believe that you could not be a bigger loser than you already are?<br \/>\nAwwwww Poor loser!<br \/>\nDon\u2019t worry I am sure I can make you into an even Bigger LOSER once I get my Princess hooks in you!<br \/>\nYou need to experience the sexy Burn of getting FUCKED OVER by me!<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll come back<br \/>\nand I will BURN you some more!<br \/>\nLoser<br \/>\nLoser<br \/>\nLoser<br \/>\nYou have some much to learn.<br \/>\nAnd since you get so stupid when that little thing gets hard,<br \/>\nyou\u2019ll have to Pay me<br \/>\nto go over it for you<br \/>\nagain and again.<br \/>\nI will HELP you with your addiction to me.<br \/>\nI\u2019ll HELP make it worse!<br \/>\nAnd my kinda HELP is gonna cost you<br \/>\nso bring your credit cards,<br \/>\nloser!<br \/>\nxoxo Princess Elizabeth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOSER HELP-LINE Every guy wants to get with a super Hot girl. Every guy wants to fuck a Hot Princess, right? Mmmmmmm wouldn\u2019t that feel so good? Here I\u2019ll let&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fucking-loser-pig","category-tiny-dick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2425,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/2425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}