{"id":235,"date":"2010-10-31T00:21:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/your-stupid-stick-is-stupid-loser\/"},"modified":"2010-10-31T00:21:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T04:21:00","slug":"your-stupid-stick-is-stupid-loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/your-stupid-stick-is-stupid-loser\/","title":{"rendered":"Your stupid stick is stupid! LOSER!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>STUPID-STICK<br \/>Is your little dick pointing at stupid?<br \/>Ha ha ha!<br \/>Is that little thing hard?<br \/>Is it pointing at stupid?<br \/>Is it pointing you towards being more stupid?<br \/>Leading you towards that state of blissed-out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/\">submissive stupidity<\/a><br \/>when all the blood is down there in your little dicky<br \/>and your already weak<br \/>\u201cthinking\u201d just gets weaker<br \/>and weaker for me,<br \/>~doesn\u2019t it loser?<br \/>I like losers who are stupid and weak.<br \/>The thing I like about losers<br \/>is when they get turned on<br \/>they are<br \/>DEFENSELESS!<br \/>Ha ha ha!<br \/>A Princess just has to take advantage of a weak and defenseless loser!<br \/>That is what Princess\u2019s do.<br \/>And when I do that your little dick gets all excited<br \/>and sticks up as far as it can<br \/>&#8211; giggles-<br \/>and says<br \/>\u201cHere I am Princess,<br \/>a weak and defenseless little loser,<br \/>ready to be lead around<br \/>by a pathetic little dick.\u201d<br \/>That means it is pointing at stupid.<br \/>I like to call it your STUPID-STICK<br \/>cause when it gets hard, you get stupid, and I get busy using you.<br \/>You can stroke it for me<br \/>as long as you Do NOT cum without MY permission!<br \/>Go on loser<br \/>get stupid for your Princess       xoxo   ~Princess Elizabeth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>STUPID-STICKIs your little dick pointing at stupid?Ha ha ha!Is that little thing hard?Is it pointing at stupid?Is it pointing you towards being more stupid?Leading you towards that state of blissed-out&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fucking-loser-pig","category-phone-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}