{"id":237,"date":"2010-10-31T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T04:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/headbands-for-losers\/"},"modified":"2010-10-31T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T04:10:00","slug":"headbands-for-losers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/headbands-for-losers\/","title":{"rendered":"Headbands for loser&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha Ha Ha I made my loser make a headband that he can wear when he calls me!<br \/>And if you want to get on my good side, you will make one too!<br \/>Step 1.<br \/>All you have to do is get some masking tape, and then take a marker and write the words: \u201cI Want Princess Elizabeth To Fuck Me Over\u201d<br \/>Think you can handle that loser?<br \/>Ok, now<br \/>Step 2.<br \/> Stick it to your stupid loser face! Ha ha ha! Across your forehead works for me! Good loser!<br \/>Step 3.<br \/>Call me! Yes, call me so I can laugh at you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/\">humiliate you<\/a>, and get you all addicted to me!<br \/>See there it is in 3 simple steps! Even a weak dick stroking loser like you can follow those instructions, right?<br \/>But for those of you who want *Extra Credit*<br \/>Just send me a picture of you with your loser headband on!<br \/>Be a good little wimp and put your full name in there too!<br \/>Good boy!<br \/>Then I can fuck you over real good!<br \/>Do it loser! Make your headband and CALL ME!<br \/>xoxo Princess Elizabeth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha Ha Ha I made my loser make a headband that he can wear when he calls me!And if you want to get on my good side, you will make&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humiliate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}