{"id":239,"date":"2010-10-30T23:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T03:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/money-puppy-roll-over-and-beg\/"},"modified":"2010-10-30T23:30:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T03:30:00","slug":"money-puppy-roll-over-and-beg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/money-puppy-roll-over-and-beg\/","title":{"rendered":"Money puppy roll over and beg!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MONEY PUPPY<br \/>Hi losers! To show you how diverse I can be,<br \/>in addition to fucking over and ruining <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/\">MONEY PIGGIES<\/a>,<br \/>I also enjoy manipulating and humiliating<br \/>MONEY PUPPIES!<br \/>Like a puppy you are dumb.<br \/>(I know this because you are reading this,<br \/>and you are turned on<br \/>because you are a submissive<br \/>who craves the rush of getting USED by me.)<br \/>And also like a puppy you are constantly begging<br \/>and falling all over yourself<br \/>for my attention<br \/>(but at least you are smart enough that you know you have to PAY.)<br \/>And like a puppy<br \/>I can literally kick you,<br \/>and you will be back seconds later<br \/>begging for more attention<br \/>and<br \/>aching<br \/>to love me<br \/>(PLEASE NOTE I do NOT condone cruelty to animals,<br \/>this was written as an example,<br \/>abusing losers is fine because they deserve it!)<br \/>I LOVE money puppies! They are always so eager to come when I call<br \/>(they are always so eager to cum when they call too, not that I let them.)<br \/>I am really good at training Money Puppies to fetch!<br \/>Down on all fours!<br \/>Now<br \/>Go get that wallet loser<br \/>Fetch!<br \/>come on!<br \/>bring it to me in your mouth<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>mmmmmmm Good Boy!<br \/>Good Boy!<br \/>mmmmmmmm Yes you are a Good Boy! Aren\u2019t You? Yes!<br \/>Now go lay down.<br \/>I wanna count my Money!<br \/>xoxo Princess Elizabeth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MONEY PUPPYHi losers! To show you how diverse I can be,in addition to fucking over and ruining MONEY PIGGIES,I also enjoy manipulating and humiliatingMONEY PUPPIES!Like a puppy you are dumb.(I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-financial-domination","category-money-piggie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}