{"id":248,"date":"2010-07-17T15:39:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-17T19:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/hahaha-loser-poem\/"},"modified":"2010-07-17T15:39:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T19:39:00","slug":"hahaha-loser-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/hahaha-loser-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"hahaha loser poem!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Loser jeffie wrote Perfect ME the Princess a poem!<\/p>\n<p>You take and I ache<br \/>You use and I lose<br \/>You tease and I please<br \/>You steal and I kneel<br \/>I just stroke and go broke<br \/>and You laugh at me because I&#8217;m your little joke!<\/p>\n<p>loser jeffie is my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/\">pathetic loser<\/a>! hahah don&#8217;t you love this poem, it is rich!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loser jeffie wrote Perfect ME the Princess a poem! You take and I acheYou use and I loseYou tease and I pleaseYou steal and I kneelI just stroke and go&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pathetic-losers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}