{"id":249,"date":"2010-07-06T13:42:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T17:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/pay-me\/"},"modified":"2017-04-23T14:03:53","modified_gmt":"2017-04-23T18:03:53","slug":"pay-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/pay-me\/","title":{"rendered":"PAY ME"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha ha ha ha Losers!<\/p>\n<div>I have a funny story for you,<br \/>\nso,<br \/>\nI\u2019ve got this one loser who I have totally mind-fucked into oblivion.<br \/>\nHe is a typical loser.<br \/>\nHe has a little dick.<br \/>\nLike you do, right?<br \/>\nSo because he has a little dick, he gets really horny, and stupid and weak when he is humiliated by a hot Princess!<br \/>\nSound familiar?<br \/>\nI thought so!<br \/>\nSo as you may have guessed I love to ruthlessly mind-fuck this little loser and totally take advantage of him with some good old fashioned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/\">Tease &amp; DENIAL<\/a>!<br \/>\nHa ha ha ha ha!<br \/>\nNow he is so addicted to me, that I make all his decisions for him, and I take lots and lots of his money!<br \/>\nSo this loser is walking down the street and he sees this Parking Meter Machine and it says<br \/>\n\u201cPAY HER\u201d<br \/>\nSo guess who this loser thinks of when he sees this?<br \/>\nHa ha ha ha ha! That\u2019s right losers, he thought of Me!<br \/>\nHe even took a picture for me, cause he knew it would crack me up!<br \/>\nNow<br \/>\nDO WHAT THE SIGN SAYS, and CALL ME!<br \/>\nxoxox Princess Elizabeth<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha ha ha ha Losers! I have a funny story for you, so, I\u2019ve got this one loser who I have totally mind-fucked into oblivion. He is a typical loser.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teasing-and-denial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2477,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions\/2477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}