{"id":265,"date":"2010-05-17T21:27:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T01:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/losers-wanna-be-fucked-over-by-princess-elizabeth-for-loser-phone-sex\/"},"modified":"2017-04-23T13:50:51","modified_gmt":"2017-04-23T17:50:51","slug":"losers-wanna-be-fucked-over-by-princess-elizabeth-for-loser-phone-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/losers-wanna-be-fucked-over-by-princess-elizabeth-for-loser-phone-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Loser&#8217;s wanna be fucked over by Princess Elizabeth? For loser phone sex&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha Ha Ha I made my loser make a headband that he can wear when he calls me!And if you want to get on my good side, you will make one too!<br \/>\n<strong>Step 1.<\/strong><br \/>\nAll you have to do is get some masking tape, and then take a marker and write the words: \u201cI Want Princess Elizabeth To Fuck Me Over\u201d<br \/>\nThink you can handle that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/\">loser<\/a>?<br \/>\nOk, now<br \/>\n<strong>Step 2.<\/strong><br \/>\nStick it to your stupid loser face! Ha ha ha! Across your forehead works for me! Good loser!<br \/>\n<strong>Step 3.<\/strong><br \/>\nCall me! Yes, call me so I can laugh at you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sissyplaytime.com\/HumiliationphonesexwithPrincessElizabeth.htm\">humiliate<\/a> you, and get you all <strong>addicted<\/strong> to me!<br \/>\nSee there it is in 3 simple steps! Even a weak <strong>dick stroking loser<\/strong> like you can follow those instructions, right?<br \/>\nBut for those of you who want *Extra Credit*<br \/>\nJust send me a picture of you with your loser headband on!<br \/>\nBe a good little wimp and put your full name in there too!<br \/>\nThen all you have to do is beg me to not to post you on my website.<br \/>\nGood boy!<br \/>\nThen I can fuck you over real good!<br \/>\nDo it loser! Make your headband and CALL ME!<br \/>\nxoxo Princess Elizabeth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha Ha Ha I made my loser make a headband that he can wear when he calls me!And if you want to get on my good side, you will make&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,141,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction","category-humiliation","category-loser"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2456,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/2456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sissyplaytime.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}