made my loser make a headband that he can
wear when he calls me!
And if you
want to get on my good side, you will make
All you have
to do is get some masking tape, and then
take a marker and write the words: “I Want
Princess Elizabeth To Fuck Me Over”
Think you can
handle that loser?
Stick it to
your stupid loser face! Across
your forehead works for me! Good loser!
Call me! Yes,
call me so I can laugh at you, humiliate
you, and get you all addicted to me!
See there it
is in 3 simple steps! Even a weak dick
stroking loser like you can follow those
But for those
of you who want *Extra Credit*
Just send me
a picture of you with your loser headband
Be a good
little wimp and put your full name in there
Then all you
have to do is beg me to brainwash you.
Then I can
fuck you over real good!
Do it loser!
Make your headband and CALL ME!